KISAH CURHAT AYAM DAN SAPI

 

AYAM : Gua Benci Banget Sama Manusia Pi...😠😠😠

SAPI : Lah Emang Nya Kenapa Yam ??

AYAM: Coba Dehh Lu Bayangin :- Gue Makan Beras Yang Berserakan Aja Di Usir usir, Padahal Mereka Tiap hari Makan Telur dan daging Gua 😒😒😒

Belom Lagi Semua Kesalahan Mereka Imbasnya Ke Gua...😨😨

Tulisanya Jelek Di Bilang Cakar Ayam...

Tidur Tak Nyenyak Di Bilang Tidur Ayam..

Yang Parah Nya Lagi,Mereka Masak Telurku,Ehh Di Bilang "Telur Mata Sapi"..Sebel gua Pi SEBELLLLL😢😢😢

SAPI : Lah Gue Lebih Parah Yam😢😯

AYAM : Emangnya Lu Di Apain Pi ??

SAPI : Coba Lu Pikir, Setiap Hari Susu Gua Di Elus Elus,Di Remes Remes, Di Pencet Pencet Dan Di Ambil Lagi Susu Gue, Tapi Kagak Pernah Di Nikahin😢

Emang Nya Gua Sapi Murahan apa 😒😒😒

ɢʀᴏɢɪ pas akad nikah

 

ɴᴀɪʙ: "ᴍᴀɴɢɢᴀ ᴅɪᴋᴀᴡɪᴛᴀɴ." 😊

ᴡᴀʟɪ: "ʙᴀᴘᴀ ɴɪᴋᴀʜᴋᴇᴜɴ ʜɪᴅᴇᴘ ᴋᴀ ɴᴇ́ɴɢ ʜɪɴᴅᴜɴ, ᴘᴜᴛʀɪ ᴛᴇɢᴇs ʙᴀᴘᴀ, ᴋᴀʟᴀʏᴀɴ ɴɢᴀɴɢɢᴏ ᴍᴀs ᴋᴀᴡɪɴ 80 ᴊᴜᴛᴀ ᴅɪᴛᴀᴍʙᴀʜ ᴀʟᴀᴛ sʜᴏʟᴀᴛ ᴅɪʙᴀʏᴀʀ ᴋᴏɴᴛᴀɴ!!" 🤝

ᴘᴀɴɢᴀɴᴛᴇ́ɴ: "ᴛᴀᴛᴛᴀᴛᴛᴀᴛᴀᴛᴀʀɪᴍᴀ ᴀ'ᴀ'ᴀ'ᴀʙᴅɪ ɴɪɴɴɪɴɪɴɪᴋᴀʜɴᴀ ᴋᴀᴋᴋᴀᴋᴋᴀᴋᴀ ɴᴇ́ɴɴᴇ́ɴɴᴇ́ɴᴇ́ɴᴇ́ɴᴇ́ɴ ᴀɢᴇᴜɴɢ,,," 😨😣

ɴᴀɪʙ: "ᴇᴍʜ,, ᴛᴇɴᴀɴɢ ᴊᴀɴɢ, sɪɴɢ ᴛᴇɴᴀɴɢ, sᴏᴋ ᴜɪʜᴀɴ ᴅᴇᴜɪ ᴘᴀᴋ ɴɢɪᴊᴀʙᴋᴇᴜɴɴᴀ." 🙂

ᴡᴀʟɪ: "ᴜɪʜᴀɴ ᴅᴇᴜɪ ᴘᴀᴋ ɴᴀɪʙ..??" 🙄

ɴᴀɪʙ: "sᴜᴍᴜʜᴜɴ." 😊

ᴡᴀʟɪ: "ʙᴀᴘᴀ ɴɪᴋᴀʜᴋᴇᴜɴ ʜɪᴅᴇᴘ ᴋᴀ ɴᴇ́ɴɢ ʜɪɴᴅᴜɴ, ᴘᴜᴛʀɪ ᴛᴇɢᴇs ʙᴀᴘᴀ, ᴋᴀʟᴀʏᴀɴ ɴɢᴀɴɢɢᴏ ᴍᴀs ᴋᴀᴡɪɴ 80 ᴊᴜᴛᴀ ᴅɪᴛᴀᴍʙᴀʜ ᴀʟᴀᴛ sʜᴏʟᴀᴛ ᴅɪʙᴀʏᴀʀ ᴋᴏɴᴛᴀɴ!!" 🤝

ᴘᴀɴɢᴀɴᴛᴇ́ɴ: "ᴛᴀᴛᴛᴀᴛᴛ ᴛᴀᴛᴛᴀᴛᴛᴀᴛ ᴛᴀᴛᴛᴀʀɪᴍᴀ ᴀ'ᴀ'ᴀ'ᴀʙᴅᴜʟ,,,," 😨😣😩

ɴᴀɪʙ: "ʏᴇ́ᴇ́ᴇ́ʜʜ..!! ᴀʙᴅɪ!! ɴᴀʜᴀ ᴀʙᴅᴜʟ?! ᴜɪʜᴀɴ ᴅᴇᴜɪ ᴜɪʜᴀɴ ᴅᴇᴜɪ, ᴛᴇɴᴀɴɢ ᴊᴀɴɢ ᴛᴇɴᴀɴɢ, ᴛᴀʀɪᴋ ɴᴀғᴀs ʜᴇᴜʟᴀ, sᴏᴋ ᴘᴀᴋ ᴜɪʜᴀɴ ᴅᴇᴜɪ ɴɢɪᴊᴀʙᴋᴇᴜɴɴᴀ." 😟

ᴡᴀʟɪ: "ᴜɪʜᴀɴ ᴅᴇᴜɪ ᴘᴀᴋ ɴᴀɪʙ..??" 😒🙄

ɴᴀɪʙ: "ᴍᴜʜᴜɴ." 😊

ᴡᴀʟɪ: "ᴇᴍʜ, ʙᴀᴘᴀ ɴɪᴋᴀʜᴋᴇᴜɴ ʜɪᴅᴇᴘ ᴋᴀ ɴᴇ́ɴɢ ʜɪɴᴅᴜɴ, ᴘᴜᴛʀɪ ᴛᴇɢᴇs ʙᴀᴘᴀ, ᴋᴀʟᴀʏᴀɴ ɴɢᴀɴɢɢᴏ ᴍᴀs ᴋᴀᴡɪɴ 80 ᴊᴜᴛᴀ ᴅɪᴛᴀᴍʙᴀʜ ᴀʟᴀᴛ sʜᴏʟᴀᴛ ᴅɪʙᴀʏᴀʀ ᴋᴏɴᴛᴀɴ!!" 🤝

ᴘᴀɴɢᴀɴᴛᴇ́ɴ: "ᴛᴀᴛᴛᴀᴛᴛᴀᴛᴛᴀᴛᴛᴀᴛᴛᴀᴛ ᴛᴀᴛᴛᴀᴛᴛᴀʀɪᴍᴀ ᴀ'ᴀ'ᴀ'ᴀʙʙᴅɪ ɴɪɴɴɴɪɴɴɪɴɴɪɪ ᴘᴇ́ᴏᴛ,,," 🙊🙊

ɴᴀɪʙ: "ʟᴀᴀ ɪʟᴀᴀʜᴀ ɪʟʟᴀʟʟᴏᴏʜ..!! ᴇᴍᴍʜ!! sɪɴɢ ᴛᴇɴᴀɴɢ ᴊᴀɴɢ, ᴛᴇɴᴀɴɢ. ᴛᴇᴜ ᴋᴇ́ɴɢɪɴɢ ɢʀᴏɢɪ, ᴛᴇɴᴀɴɢ..!! ʜᴀʀʀᴜᴜʜ.. ᴍᴏᴀʟ ʙᴇ́ʀᴇ́s-ʙᴇ́ʀᴇ́s ᴀʀɪ ᴜᴊᴀɴɢ ɴᴀ ᴛᴇᴜ ᴛᴇɴᴀɴɢ ᴡᴀᴇ́ ᴍᴀʜ, ᴛᴇɴᴀɴɢ ɴʏᴀ..??" 😳😮😑

ᴘᴀɴɢᴀɴᴛᴇ́ɴ: "ᴍᴜᴍᴍᴍᴍᴜᴍᴜᴍᴍᴜɴᴜ'ᴜ ᴘᴀᴋ." 😖

ɴᴀɪʙ: "ʜᴜsssᴛ!! ᴍᴜʜᴜɴ!! ɴᴀʜᴀ ᴋᴀɴᴀ ᴍᴜɴᴜ'ᴜ.. ᴇᴍᴍʜʜ,,,sᴏᴋ ᴘᴀᴋ ᴜɪʜᴀɴ ᴅᴇᴜɪ ɴɢɪᴊᴀʙᴋᴇᴜɴɴᴀ." 😊

ᴡᴀʟɪ: "ᴜɪʜᴀɴ ᴅᴇᴜɪ ᴘᴀᴋ ɴᴀɪʙ..??" 😨😒🙄

ɴᴀɪʙ: "ᴍᴜʜᴜɴ." 🙂😊

ᴡᴀʟɪ: "ʙᴀᴘᴀ ɴɪᴋᴀʜᴋᴇᴜɴ ʜɪᴅᴇᴘ ᴋᴀ ɴᴇ́ɴɢ ʜɪɴᴅᴜɴ, ᴘᴜᴛʀɪ ᴛᴇɢᴇs ʙᴀᴘᴀ, ᴋᴀʟᴀʏᴀɴ ɴɢᴀɴɢɢᴏ ᴍᴀs ᴋᴀᴡɪɴ 80 ᴊᴜᴛᴀ ᴅɪᴛᴀᴍʙᴀʜ ᴀʟᴀᴛ sʜᴏʟᴀᴛ ᴅɪʙᴀʏᴀʀ ᴋᴏɴᴛᴀɴ!!" 🤝

ᴘᴀɴɢᴀɴᴛᴇ́ɴ: "ᴛᴀᴛᴛᴀᴛᴀᴛᴀᴛᴀᴛᴛᴀ ᴛᴀᴛᴛᴀᴛᴛᴀᴛᴛᴀᴛᴀᴛᴛ ᴛᴀᴛᴛᴀᴛᴛᴀ ᴛᴀᴛᴀ ᴍᴀᴜ ᴛᴀ ᴋᴜ ᴛᴀᴋ ᴍᴀᴜ ᴛᴀ,,," 😫😩😟🙊

ɴᴀɪʙ: "ʟᴀᴀ ɪʟᴀᴀʜᴀ ɪʟʟᴀʟʟᴏᴏʜ!! ɴᴀʜᴀ ᴋᴀʟᴀʜ ɴɢᴀʟᴀɢᴜ ʀᴏᴍᴀ ɢᴇᴜɴɪɴɢ..!! ᴋᴜᴍᴀʜᴀ ɪᴇᴜ ᴘᴀᴋ..??" 🤔🤔

ᴡᴀʟɪ: "ʜᴀᴇᴜᴍᴍ!! ᴅᴜᴋᴀ ᴀᴛᴜʜ ᴘᴀᴋ ᴀʜ, ᴄᴀᴘᴇ́ ʜᴀᴛᴇ́ ᴀʙᴅɪ ᴏɢᴇ́ ᴘᴀᴋ ɴᴀɪʙ, 30 ᴋᴀʟɪ ɴɢɪᴊᴀʙᴋᴇᴜɴ ʜᴀɴᴛᴇᴍ ᴡᴇ́ ɢᴀɢᴀʟ, ᴅᴀsᴀʀ ᴘɪᴍɪɴᴀɴᴛᴜᴇᴜɴ ᴇ́sʙʟᴇ́ɴɢ sɪᴀʜ..!!" 😠

ɴᴀɪʙ: "ᴇᴍʜ,, ᴊᴀɴɢ, ᴛɪᴀsᴀ ᴛᴇɴᴀɴɢ ᴛᴇᴜ..? ᴛᴏɴɢ ɢʀᴏɢɪ ᴋɪᴛᴜ..??" ☺

ᴘᴀɴɢᴀɴᴛᴇ́ɴ: "ɪ'ɪ'ɪ'ɪ'ɪɴɴ,,,," 😣😖

ᴡᴀʟɪ: "ɪɴsʏᴀ ᴀʟʟᴏʜ!! ᴍᴇɴɪ ʟɪʟᴀ ɴɢᴏᴍᴏɴɢ ᴋɪᴛᴜ ʙᴀᴇ́ ᴏɢᴇ́!!" 😬😬

ɴᴀɪʙ: "ᴛᴇɴᴀɴɢ ᴘᴀᴋ ,ᴛᴇɴᴀɴɢ.." 😊

ᴡᴀʟɪ: "ᴀᴛᴜᴅᴀ ᴍᴇɴɪ ᴍᴜsɪɴɢᴋᴇᴜɴ ᴘɪsᴀɴ ᴘᴀᴋ ɴᴀɪʙ, ᴛɪ ᴛᴀᴅɪ ᴛᴇᴜ ʙᴇ́ʀᴇ́s-ʙᴇ́ʀᴇ́s.!!" 🙁😠😡

ɴᴀɪʙ: "ᴍᴜʜᴜɴ ᴍᴜʜᴜɴ, ɴɢᴀʀᴛᴏs... sᴀʙᴀʀ ɴʏᴀ..? ᴇᴍᴍʜʜ,, sᴏᴋ ᴀᴛᴜʜ ᴅɪᴜʟᴀɴɢ ᴅᴇᴜɪ, ᴋᴀᴅᴇ́ ᴊᴀɴɢ sɪɴɢ ᴛᴇɴᴀɴɢ ɴʏᴀ, ɴɢᴀʀᴇ́ɴɢʜᴀᴘ ʜᴇᴜʟᴀ sᴏᴋ sɪɴɢ ᴛᴇɴᴀᴀᴀɴɢ." 😊

ᴘᴀɴɢᴀɴᴛᴇ́ɴ: "ᴍᴜᴍᴍᴜᴍᴍᴜʜᴜɴ." 😰😨

ɴᴀɪʙ: "sᴏᴋ ᴘᴀᴋ ᴜɪʜᴀɴ ᴅᴇᴜɪ ɴɢɪᴊᴀʙᴋᴇᴜɴɴᴀ." 😊

ᴡᴀʟɪ: "ʙᴀᴘᴀ ɴɪᴋᴀʜᴋᴇᴜɴ ʜɪᴅᴇᴘ ᴋᴀ ɴᴇ́ɴɢ ʜɪɴᴅᴜɴ, ᴘᴜᴛʀɪ ᴛᴇɢᴇs ʙᴀᴘᴀ, ᴋᴀʟᴀʏᴀɴ ɴɢᴀɴɢɢᴏ ᴍᴀs ᴋᴀᴡɪɴ 80 ᴊᴜᴛᴀ ᴅɪᴛᴀᴍʙᴀʜ ᴀʟᴀᴛ sʜᴏʟᴀᴛ ᴅɪʙᴀʏᴀʀ ᴋᴏɴᴛᴀɴ!!" 🤝

ᴘᴀɴɢᴀɴᴛᴇ́ɴ: "ᴛᴀᴛᴛᴀᴛᴛᴀʀɪᴍᴀ ᴀ'ᴀʙᴅɪ ɴɪɴɴɪɴɴɪᴋᴀʜɴᴀ ᴋᴀᴋᴋᴀᴋᴋᴀᴋᴀᴋᴀ ɴᴇ́ɴɢ ʜɪɴʜɪɴʜɪɴᴅᴜɴ ʙɪʙʙɪʙɪɴ ʙᴀᴘᴘʙᴀᴘᴘᴀᴋ ᴊᴀ'ᴊᴀ'ᴊᴀᴊᴊᴀᴊᴊ ᴊᴀᴊᴊᴀᴅᴏʟ,," 😫😖🙊🙊

ɴᴀɪʙ: "ʏᴇ́ᴇ́ᴇ́ʜʜ..!!! ɴᴀʜᴀ ʙᴀᴘᴀᴋ ᴊᴀᴅᴏʟ sᴀᴛᴇ́ʜ!! ʟᴀᴀ ɪʟᴀᴀʜᴀ ɪʟʟᴀʟʟᴏᴏʜ..!! ᴍᴇɴɪ ᴀsᴀ ᴋᴜ ᴋᴀᴍᴀʟɪɴᴀᴀɴ ɢʀᴏɢɪɴᴀ ᴛᴇ́ʜ sᴀᴛᴇ́ʜ!! ʙᴀᴘᴀᴋ ᴊᴀᴇ́ᴅ!! ᴊᴏʟ ᴊᴏʟ ʙᴀᴘᴀ ᴊᴀᴅᴏʟ!!" 😮😲🤔😕

ᴡᴀʟɪ: "ᴍᴜsɪɴɢᴋᴇᴜɴ sᴀᴛᴇ́ʜ!!" 😬

ɴᴀɪʙ: "sᴀʙᴀʀ ᴘᴀᴋ, ᴇᴍᴍʜ.. ᴄᴏʙɪ ᴅɪᴜɪʜᴀɴ ᴅᴇᴜɪ ᴘᴀᴋ ɴɢɪᴊᴀʙᴋᴇᴜɴɴᴀ, ᴍᴀɴᴀᴡɪ ɴᴜ ᴀʏᴇᴜɴᴀ ᴍᴀʜ ʟᴀɴᴄᴀʀ." 😊

ᴡᴀʟɪ: "ʜᴍ, ʙᴀᴘᴀ ɴɪᴋᴀʜᴋᴇᴜɴ ʜɪᴅᴇᴘ ᴋᴀ ɴᴇ́ɴɢ ʜɪɴᴅᴜɴ, ᴘᴜᴛʀɪ ᴛᴇɢᴇs ʙᴀᴘᴀ, ᴋᴀʟᴀʏᴀɴ ɴɢᴀɴɢɢᴏ ᴍᴀs ᴋᴀᴡɪɴ 80 ᴊᴜᴛᴀ ᴅɪᴛᴀᴍʙᴀʜ ᴀʟᴀᴛ sʜᴏʟᴀᴛ ᴅɪʙᴀʏᴀʀ ᴋᴏɴᴛᴀɴ!!" 🤝

ᴘᴀɴɢᴀɴᴛᴇ́ɴ: "ᴛᴀᴛᴛᴛᴀᴛᴛ ᴛᴀᴛᴛᴀᴛᴛᴀᴛ ᴛᴀᴛᴛᴀᴛᴛᴀᴛᴛ ᴛᴀᴛᴛᴀᴛᴛᴀʀɪᴋ sɪɪɪs,,," 🙊😖😟😣😖🙊

sᴀᴋsɪ: "sᴇᴍᴏɴɢᴋᴏᴏᴏ!!!"  🍉🍉🍉

ɴᴀɪʙ: "............." 😲(ᴏʟᴏʜᴏᴋ).🙄

ᴡᴀʟɪ: ".............." 😲(ᴏʟᴏʜᴏᴋ).🙄